Wares from a dubious flyer on a telephone pole

• A pile of soldier medals or something. I think a few of them might be actual gold.
  • Cosplay as a badass soldier at your favorite anime convention!
• A collection of antique tobacco pipes. Usage not limited to cobalt.
• Mystery Key-ring.
  • Keys to a variety of unknown locks/vehicles. For the surprise lover.
• Pro Bowling Set:
  • Ball with matching bag.
  • Gently used wrist protector.
  • 3rd place trophy from 1986 city tournament.
• Mystery Medicine Bag
  • An assortment of medications in boxes, bottles, and cases.
  • Guaranteed to be no more than 50% over-the-counter.
  • Some drugs require refrigeration, so act quickly!
• Vintage Love Letters
  • Come in a nice carved oak case.
  • Risque B&W photos and steamy subtext abound!
  • Some are postmarked from WW2.
• A Slightly Scratched Sony Walkman
  • Play all your favorite audio tapes!
  • Think of it as being like the iPod’s great grandpa. People still use iPods, right?
• Thief Toolkit
  • A box full of picks, bolt-cutters, sheers, etc.
  • Seriously, I musta burgled a burglar or something. You can’t put a price on irony like that!
• 200 Gallons of Grease
  • Carefully siphoned from the dumpster behind a Wendy’s.
  • Clearance price on account of rancidity/odor.
  • Innumerable uses:
    • Nutrition!
    • Practical Jokes!
    • Making a Grease Skating Rink!
    • Organic Motor Oil Substitute!

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